Fatloaf Superliga
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| Fatloaf Superliga |
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| Founded |
| 1st May, 2007 |
| Highest League Rank |
| 214 (15/06/2008) |
| Primera Relegates To |
| Fatloaf Segunda |
| Number of Teams |
| 16 |
| Reigning World Cup Champions |
| Duckchester UAE |
| Current Champions (Season 11) |
| Duckchester United (6th title) |
| Current Segunda Champions (Season 10) |
| Mercyside FC (2nd title) |
| Current Copa Superliga Champions (Season 12) |
| Sulmona (2nd Cup title) |
| Website |
| Official |
Contents |
The League
The Fatloaf Superliga is a private league held on the Xpert Eleven servers at xperteleven.com. The league is currently divided into two divisions; Fatloaf Superliga and Fatloaf Segunda. Games are held twice weekly on Tuesday and Friday afternoon's at 16:30 ACST (Adelaide, South Australia). Membership to this league is open to anyone who wants to join, the league ID is 103108 and simply going onto the site and creating account will give you the ability to join. Joining the league can only happen in between seasons or if a team manager is removed from his post and a vacancy opens up. The new manager will then take over control of that team.
Primera
The premier competition, lauded as the best in the land only by those who play in it, it's come a long way from it's humble, yet egotistical beginnings. The best teams compete in this league but it's still able to throw up the occasional surprise, normally in the form of the WayneCheat.
Segunda
Since the league is split into two groups, Any new teams that come into the league are automatically added to the lowest division at the time, which is currently the Segunda. If you are in the Primera and get relegated to the Segunda, you will be mocked mercilessly and paraded around as soft. Naturally.
World Cup
Held every 3 seasons, the Fatloaf World Cup is designed to throw up a mix of teams into smaller groups to establish who's the best out of everyone, not just within the leagues. Random selections happen for each group with no consideration made for history, position or strength. Only the best will survive. The most recent World Cup was won by Duckchester UAE.
Copa Superliga
For Season 11, the first Copa Superliga was held. Qualification for the cup requires that teams finish in the top two positions in either the Primera or Segunda divisions. A two-leg playoff is held for the final spot, the winner receiving 3 months VIP access. The cup is played between seasons.
The Cup is currently being re-evaluated to make it more balanced. Season 15 will herald the new schedule.
Press Releases
Press releases take on more importance than they probably should in the league with much drama, swearing, sex and violence occuring in them. Very little to do with football at all. If you put in at least one release a week then you are awarded 200,000 econ (in-game currency).
Fatloaf Primera members for Season 15
The following eleven clubs will be competing in the Fatloaf Superliga during the fifteenth season.
| Club | Finishing position in Season 10 | First season in top division | First season of current spell in top division | Number of seasons in top division since promotion |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| AS Fatlaux FC 1 2 | 7th | Season 1 | Season 1 | 10 |
| Duckchester United 1 | 3rd | Season 2 | Season 2 | 9 |
| Sulmona 1 | 2nd | Season 2 | Season 4 | 7 |
| Roflham Lolspurs 1 2 | 6th | Season 1 | Season 7 | 4 |
| AC San Pellegrino 1 2 | 8th | Season 1 | Season 5 | 6 |
| Slayer Anticristo FC 1 2 3 | 5th | Season 1 | Season 1 | 10 |
| Limited Edition | 4th | Season 6 | Season 10 | 1 |
| The Weakness | Champion | Season 5 | Season 10 | 1 |
| The DFA 1 | 3rd in Fatloaf Segunda | Season 11 | Season 11 | - |
| FC Zola | 2nd in Fatloaf Segunda | Season 11 | Season 11 | - |
| Hackem Hard FC | Champion in Fatloaf Segunda | Season 9 | Season 11 | - |
Fatloaf Segunda members for Season 15
The following ten clubs will be competing in the Fatloaf Segunda during the fifteenth season.
| Club | Finishing position in Season 10 |
|---|---|
| MILFs United | 9th |
| The Milwaukee Beers | 5th |
| The Pensioners | 8th |
| One Man Gang | 11th |
| La Vecchia Signora | 6th |
| GEO United 1 | 7th |
| Eastern Mavericks FC 1 2 | 4th |
| PVC Polypipehoven 1 | 9th in Fatloaf Primera |
| Mercyside FC | 11th in Fatloaf Primera |
| Stafford Rangers | 10th in Fatloaf Primera |
- 1: Founding club
- 2: Founding member of the Fatloaf Superliga
- 3: Played in every season of the Fatloaf Superliga
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Former Superliga Members
A total of 18 clubs have played in the Superliga between Season's 1 and 11. Roflham Lolspurs and AC San Pellegrino were relegated at the end of the first season but due to a league restructure, were beneficiaries of a rebirth into the top flight along with Duckchester United who finished third in the Segunda but was still given a Primera spot.
Following the relegation of AS Fatlaux at the end of Season 13, only one team has been a member of the Fatloaf Primera for every season (12) since its inception. Slayer Anticristo FC. The only anomoly is that during the World Cups, there is no Primera (formerly Superliga) or Segunda.
League Records
Primera
- Longest Unbeaten Run - PVC Polypipehoven (13)
- Longest Winning Streak - Sulmona (7)
- Longest Losing Streak - MILFs United (20)
- Biggest Win - AS Fatlaux FC vs MILFs United (7-0)
- Highest Scoring Match - Slayer Anticristo FC vs Roflham Lolspurs (6-3)
- Most Wins in a Season - Duckchester United and Sulmona (14)
- Fewest Wins in a Season - MILFs United (0)
- Most Losses in a Season - MILFs United (20)
- Fewest Losses in a Season - AS Fatlaux FC (1)
- Most Goals Scored in a Season - Duckchester United (50)
- Fewest Goals Scored in a Season - AC San Pellegrino (3)
- Most Goals Conceded in a Season - MILFs United (68)
- Fewest Goals Conceded in a Season - AS Fatlaux FC and Eastern Mavericks FC (9)
Segunda
- Longest Unbeaten Run - PVC Polypipehoven (18)
- Longest Winning Streak - Mercyside FC (7)
- Longest Losing Streak - FC Especialista (14)
- Biggest Win - GEO United vs MILFs United (1-8)
- Highest Scoring Match - GEO United vs Limited Edition (4-7)
- Most Wins in a Season - The Weakness (16)
- Fewest Wins in a Season - FC Especialista (0)
- Most Losses in a Season - Carlton FC and One Man Gang (14)
- Fewest Losses in a Season - MILFs United (1)
- Most Goals Scored in a Season - The Weakness (58)
- Fewest Goals Scored in a Season - FC Especialista (4)
- Most Goals Conceded in a Season - One Man Gang (58)
- Fewest Goals Conceded in a Season - Limited Edition (7)
Milestones
- The first ever goal in the Primera was scored by Wilfred McGovern of Roflham Lolspurs in the 9th minute against AS Fatlaux FC, the match ended 3-3. In the Segunda, it was Rowley Austin of Duckchester United in the 4th minute against PVC Polypipehoven, the match ended 2-2.
- The 100th game in the league (for both divisions), occurred during the 6th round of Season 3
- The first club legend in any team was Brian Coppini of Slayer Anticristo FC, playing his 100th game in Round 12 of Season 7
Top Scorers
| Rank | Player | Club | Goals |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Dele Chinweuba | GEO United | 172 |
| 2 | Oreste Farrugia | Slayer Anticristo FC | 73 |
| 3 | David Villa | The Pensioners | 69 |
| 4 | Bengt Benjaminsson | The Weakness | 65 |
| 5 | Joe Griscti | - | 64 |
| 6 | Kieran Snape | The DFA | 61 |
| 7 | Salomon Kalou | Sulomona | 51 |
| 8 | Lamberto Flachi | AC San Pellegrino | 49 |
| 9 | Ludvig Hagelberg | AC San Pellegrino | 47 |
| 10 | Immanuel Waldén | - | 45 |
over both divisions
The goal tally is all goals scored by all players regardless of whether they were scored in the Superliga or Segunda. It is a total of their career goals.
William Aragona of MILFs United was the first player to be on the top 10 list and not be attached to a team after being sacked from MILFs United shortly before Round 10 in Season 3.
Joe Griscti (Slayer AFC) and Dele Chinweuba (Duckchester United) currently hold the record for the most goals in a Superliga season with 13, while in the Segunda, Cal Coburn (Hackem Hard FC) holds the record, with 19 goals.
- bold indicates playing in the Segunda
- italics indicates player has been sacked, sold or has retired
Highest League Transfers
| Rank | Player | From | To Club | Cost (econ) | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Michel Lidström | Transfer Market | PVC Polypipehoven | 14,054,711 | 11 July, 2009 |
| 2 | Thorbjørn Bjørnsholt Hansen | Transfer Market | Lithuanian Edition | 13,095,300 | 3 August, 2009 |
| 3 | Andronic Brasovean | Transfer Market | Limited Edition | 12,789,942 | 13 July, 2009 |
| 4 | Kåre Donaldsson | Transfer Market | Azzuri | 12,500,000 | 3 May, 2008 |
| 5 | Pål Ljung | MILFs United | Transfer Market | 12,000,072 | 30 September, 2008 |
| 6 | Alfred Gotthardsson | Transfer Market | GEO United | 11,540,998 | 23 July, 2009 |
| 7 | Hans-Erik Ålenius | Transfer Market | Mercyside FC | 11,000,000 | 17 April, 2009 |
| 8 | Old Holmlund | Transfer Market | Limited Edition | 10,500,009 | 3 May, 2009 |
| 9 | Wallace Hook | MILFs United | Transfer Market | 10,184,916 | 30 December, 2008 |
| 10 | Pål Ljung | Transfer Market | MILFs United | 10,121,360 | 18 January, 2008 |
The cost of transfers has steadily risen over the course of the seasons but it wasn't until late in the second season that the price jumped sharply with the dual sale of two players from AC San Pellegrino, the best of which was over 5.5million econ. The first inter-club transfer (only available for VIP teams) was between PVC Polypipehoven and Sulmona, the player in question was Cameron Hatton and he was transferred to Sulmona for 1.33million econ.
Inter-League Transfers
| Player | From | To Club | Cost (econ) | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kieran Clarke | AS Fatlaux FC | Roflham Lolspurs | 4,650,000 | 24 October, 2008 |
| Alex Izzet | Roflham Lolspurs | GEO United | 4,000,000 | 26 October, 2008 |
| Valter Blum | Roflham Lolspurs | AS Fatlaux FC | 3,250,000 | 17 February, 2008 |
| Immanuel Axne | Roflham Lolspurs | GEO United | 1,800,000 | 24 October, 2008 |
| Rory Argyle | GEO United | PVC Polypipehoven | 1,700,000 | 28 March, 2008 |
| Egil Hortlund | Sulmona | PVC Polypipehoven | 1,670,000 | 23 November, 2007 |
| Olov Elg | AS Fatlaux FC | Duckchester United | 1,500,000 | 23 October, 2008 |
| Cameron Hatton | PVC Polypipehoven | Sulmona | 1,330,000 | 19 July, 2007 |
| Kent Viklund | PVC Polypipehoven | Sulmona | 1,250,000 | 29 November, 2007 |
| Tom Tonser | GEO United | PVC Polypipehoven | 1,000,000 | 28 March, 2008 |
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